| Q:
How many Ferengi does it take to change a lightbulb?
1: None of your
business, huu-mahn !!!
2: Depends. How
much?
3: Two: one to
change it, and the other to sell the old bulb as an antique.
4: Two: one to
change it and one to sell the old one as new
5: None: they'll
just sell the whole lamp to some young Starfleet Ensign.
6: Just one, but
he'll charge you double for it.
7: Ferengi Never
change!!
8: For the right
price, as many as you want.
9: None...they
steal it and sell it for profit
10: Two. one to
steal a new one, the other to go sell the broken one.
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