Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

1: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

2: One: He holds the bulb, and the world spins around him.

3: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

4: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.