1: We have been gone for a while, but we have returned to change it.
2: 151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.
3: Two, one to do it, and another to kill the first one and take the credit
4: Three: one to change the bulb and two to guard him so the Federation doesn't steal the secret.
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