Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

1: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

2: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

3: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.