How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
1: Virgos don't
have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for
1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
3: Let's see: One
to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was
bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand
was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're
changing the bulb ...